Thursdays are funny

My team leader is undertaking the onerous task of understanding our client/server communication product since the one person who knew it has left. I just overheard in a Geordie Big Brother mickey-taking voice:

Day 45. The server has connected to the agent.
The agent comes to the diary room.

Haha, made me giggle! :)

In other news, to the tune of Green Day: “Time Of Your Life”:

“Hey honey, have you gained some weight in your rear end?”
“The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend”
“And where’d you get those shoes, I think they’re pretty lame”
“Would you stop talking, cos I’m trying to watch the game”
If you’re a man who wants to live a long and happy life,
These are the things you don’t say to your wife.

By Tim Hawkins:


Fairtrade at work

I am trying to put together a proposition for the company i work for to switch to fairtrade tea and coffee, fruit and juice. I am hoping to arrange a meeting, including accounts and marketing departments. I will show that it is a better deal for farmers and workers in developing countries, it will be good for our employees to raise morale and feel we are making a positive difference, and it will be good to say on our website that we are a fairtrade company.


I am also hoping to arrange a coffee morning for our employees to sample fairtrade products and learn more about it.

Exciting, much?! :)