My team leader is undertaking the onerous task of understanding our client/server communication product since the one person who knew it has left. I just overheard in a Geordie Big Brother mickey-taking voice:
Day 45. The server has connected to the agent.
The agent comes to the diary room.
Haha, made me giggle! :)
In other news, to the tune of Green Day: “Time Of Your Life”:
“Hey honey, have you gained some weight in your rear end?”
“The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend”
“And where’d you get those shoes, I think they’re pretty lame”
“Would you stop talking, cos I’m trying to watch the game”
If you’re a man who wants to live a long and happy life,
These are the things you don’t say to your wife.
By Tim Hawkins: